Kiss... (by BPN)
boy: hey i can kiss u, without touching u.
galz: really lets challange....
boy: ok y not.. if i can't i will give u 25 rs. if i can u will give me 25..okey
gal: okey
<"then boy kiss her titely... read

wie & husband (by indrajskt)

Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY... read

Vegetarian Chicken (by anildhakal.com.np)
Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden... read

Santa at Magic Door (by anildhakal.com.np)
Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to... read

Santa`s Furniture Business (by anildhakal.com.np)
Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip... read

funny (by diksha)
Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum.
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error messages (by anildhakal.com.np)
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,... read

equal privileges! (by anildhakal.com.np)
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.

The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement,... read

मेरोसुर्खेत - सुर्खेतअनलाईन (by anildhakal.com.np)
मेरोसुर्खेत: आज कति गते हो?
सुर्खेतअनलाईन: रोक पत्रिका हेरेर भन्छु!
मेरोसुर्खेत:... read

Mero Mutu ma Basa (by Regular Viewer)
Boy: (to a new girl) Darling, Mero mutu ma aayara basana.

Girl: (In very angry mood) Chappal fukalau?

Boy: Mero man mandir ma,Nafukali aaya hunchha. read

Sardar Ji (by Regular Viewer)
Common Person: Sardar Ji! aap kitne padhe ho?
Sardar Ji: BA
Common Person: Are bas do letters padhe ho aur woh bhi ulte. read

पत्निलाई अवस्य धन लाभ (by Regular Viewer)
पति ज्योतिसकहाँ हात देखाउन गए ।

ज्योतिसले भने, आज तिम्रो पत्निलाई अवस्य धन लाभ... read

Dosti Kro College wali se (by indrajskt)
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. read

teacher & student (by indrajskt)
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister" read

patient and doctor (by indrajskt)
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
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