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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing...

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, Thinking of you makes me smile, Being with you is the best thing ever, And loving you is what I’ll do forever..

boy: hey i can kiss u, without touching u. galz: really lets challange.... boy: ok y not.. if i can't i will give u 25 rs. if i can u will give me 25..okey gal: okey <"then boy kiss her titely...

Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna." Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?" Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY...

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden...